Superpowers; powers that are super. Called upon in times of need, when any normal type of power would be insufficient. Different situations of duress often call for differing types and magnitudes of these abilities. There have been times in my life when i have been queried, "T-White, if you could have any superpower, which one would it be?" "The answer is simple," I would respond to their enraptured expressions, "though it is more of a super-attribute than a superpower." The attribute of course is an extreme density to the tissues of my muscle and bone. This quality would allow me to lift incredible loads, sprint faster than a speeding locomotive, leap high above the clouds with a mighty springing of my legs, and deflect the projectiles fired from the feeble weapons of my enemies. With these abilities i would make good my conquest of the planet. I would rain ungodly destruction down upon the corrupt governments of the West, withstanding their desperate defenses and their mightiest blows with impunity. All would fall to their knees and worship me as TeeWite the Eternal, the great and magnificent God!